J-Man (Ponte/Chávarri) 2007

I'm your Juliet, I'm your Panzer,
I'm your Shakespeare belly dancer.
I'm your puzzle, I'm your stanza,
I'm your best extravaganza.
I'm the banknote in your pocket,
I'm the captain in your rocket.
I'm your J-man.

I'm your greasy latin lover,
From my kiss you won't recover.
I'm your shellac, undercover,
I'm your alarm clock destroyer.
I'm your hombre with sombrero,
I'm your partner for bolero.
I'm your J-man.

I'm your J-man,
You never know where I come from.
I'm your J-man,
And you needn't need to know.

I'm your J-man,
Coming right before silly K-man.
I'm your J-man,
Oh, c'mon! Dig it!

I'm your jester, your comedian,
I'm your honest politician.
I'm your Alice, fraught with malice,
And I dwell inside your palace.
I'm your Deutschland über alles,
Your aurora borealis.
I'm your J-man.

I'm yours truly, I'm the ending
In that letter that you sent me.
I'm your lover, most desirous,
I'm your most infectious virus.
I'm the embryo in your matrix,
I'm your humble dominatrix.
I'm your J-man.

I'm your J-man,
and I don't know how to say no.
I'm your J-man,
Baby, around the clock.

I'm your J-man,
Looking for a plug in your metal.
I'm your J-man, baby.
Just say the word.

I'm your liar, I'm you sire,
I'm a useful length of wire.
I'm the brimstone in your fire,
I'm your propaganda flyer.

I'm your player, your pied piper,
I'm your rotten fruit sniper.
I'm the riddle in your fiddle,
And I'm always in the middle.

I'm your nightcap, your lounge lizard,
With your money I'm a wizard.
I'm your blinkered ignoramus,
I'm the trick that made you famous.